On my way out of the yoga studio last night this flyer caught my eye:
I mean, really?
Really. Because when I'm PMS-ing to the point I need outside support to get me through it, what I really want is be enclosed in a confined space with a bunch of raging b*tches.
Really?!
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If you're PMSing to this point, you seriously need to seek medical attention. We are built to have mood swings, but a SUPPORT GROUP? I can't even imagine how awful this would be.
1. Ignorez-vousing 2. Sniffing (in an "I told you so" way) 3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling 4. Cold shoulderosity work 5. Midget gems all round, but not for you 6. Pretendy deafnosity 7. Walking on ahead 8. The quarter humpty (evils) 9. The half humpty dumpty (evils and withdrawal of all snacks) 10. The full humpty dumpty (walking away with digniosity at all times)
--Borrowed from Georgia Nicholson
Losing It Scale
1. minor tizz 2. complete tizz and to-do 3. strop 4. a visit to Stop Central 5. f.t. (funny turn) 6. spazattack 7. complete ditherspaz 8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown) 9. complete nervy b. 10. ballisticisimus
2 comments:
If you're PMSing to this point, you seriously need to seek medical attention. We are built to have mood swings, but a SUPPORT GROUP? I can't even imagine how awful this would be.
Pants
They'd be better off advertising a bacon buffet. I'd support that.
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